none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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