Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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