you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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