i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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