Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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