I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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