That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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