There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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