Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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