Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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