Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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