I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
so let's talk penis.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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