We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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