Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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