Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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