Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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