Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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