is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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