he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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