She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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