when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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