And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
The ass gains better be worth it
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