i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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