You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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