Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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