Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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