if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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