I just made out with a guy for $7.
i barfeds in our rink
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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