walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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