I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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