So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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