Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
