handjob tips. give me some.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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