So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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