Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
