I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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