Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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