No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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