Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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