This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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