Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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