I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
