He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
you traded sex for a burrito?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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