so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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