Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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