Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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