I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
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