I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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