So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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