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seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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