If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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