if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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