Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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