Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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