I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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