My pussy is not your playground.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
My ass is underappreciated
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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